2008-01-25 - 2:14 p.m.

...Too Much Information or Whoa! What are THOSE???...

I've discovered something about motherhood that I never knew: women actually produce all of their milk IN THEIR ANKLES. WHOA - when you thought it couldn't get worse..

And then, somehow like transpiration in trees, the milk migrates upwards to the leaky faucets known as breasts (in this case taking 4-5 days).

My ankles and calves finally returned from their holiday yesterday. I actually can't remember the last time they were this tiny ....but I'm loving it.

Meanwhile, those cankles have attached themselves to another part of my anatomy. They were ample to begin with. Now they are GINORMOUS. K took a photo that he's entitled

"Breast, with Baby added for scale."

You get the idea. I'll try not to drown the little thing.